Kids Interview!!

Q: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

A: “Eighty -four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.”(Judy,8)A: “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.”(Tommy,5)

Q: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

A: “On the first date, they tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 10)

Q: WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

A: “You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, “cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)

A: “It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you…that’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, 10)

A: “Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)

Q: THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED:

A: “It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need

somebody to clean up after them.” (Lynette, 9 )

A: “It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)

Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:

A: “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.”(Jan,9 )

Q: ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

A: “Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” (Roger, 9 )

A: “If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don’t want to

do it. It takes to long to learn.” (Leo, 7)

Q: ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE & ROMANCE:

A: “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne,

A: “Beauty is skin deep.. But how rich you are can last a longtime.” (Christine, 9 )

Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

A: “They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for them.” (David,

Q: CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

A: “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when “The Simpsons” are on TV.” (Anita, 6)

A: “Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby,

A: “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard

enough.” (Regina, 10) Q: PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

A: “One of the best qualities is to know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” (Ava,8)

Q: SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

A: “Tell them that you own a bunch of candy stores.” (Del, 6)

A: “Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo, 9)

A: “One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French Fries usually works for me.” (Bart, 9) Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE:

A: “Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” (John, 9 )

A: “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” (Brad,

A: “It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like their hearts are on fire.” (Christine,9)

Q: WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”

A: “They’re thinking:Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)

Q: HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:

A: “You learn it right on the spot, when the gooshy feeling gets the best of you.” (Doug, 7)

A: “It might help if you watched soap operas all day” (Carin, 9)

Q: HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

A: “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tom, 7)

A: “Don’t forget your wife’s name..that will mess up the love.” (Roger,

A: “Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out.” (Randy,